Hope I can sleep tonight, not gonna count on it though.
Anyone want to learn how to pole dance with me?
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
the raccoon one tho
I am too angry to sleep right now.
So my roommate just displayed a level on incompetency I can not believe. So she walks in with her friend, sees my keys, all of the shoes I wear, and that my bed curtain is down. All signs that I am in the room and asleep (Which I was) Proceeds to go,”oh I guess Cat isn’t here,” and I left my bra in the middle of the room because I assumed she was not coming back tonight, which was my mistake and I apologize for that. But her friend proceeds to call me a slob when I clean the room 90% of the time and do all the duties she said she would do on the roommate contract. Then they proceed to make comments about my weight all the while I am laying in bed wondering how someone could be that stupid and dense and not check to see if I was in bed or not.
I am always curteous and check to see if my roommate is asleep when I walk in and it is late at night, nope she just busts in turns on the lights assumes I am gone, while I am on my bed flabergasted by her stupidity. I am kinda done right now and pissed. I got 3 hours of sleep last night and I am very tired and too angry to sleep.
Today’s Gender of the day is: pastel grunge python