Text 20 Oct

Hope I can sleep tonight, not gonna count on it though.

Text 20 Oct

Anyone want to learn how to pole dance with me?

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The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

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I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

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Text 20 Oct

I am too angry to sleep right now.

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So my roommate just displayed a level on incompetency I can not believe. So she walks in with her friend, sees my keys, all of the shoes I wear, and that my bed curtain is down. All signs that I am in the room and asleep (Which I was) Proceeds to go,”oh I guess Cat isn’t here,” and I left my bra in the middle of the room because I assumed she was not coming back tonight, which was my mistake and I apologize for that. But her friend proceeds to call me a slob when I clean the room 90% of the time and do all the duties she said she would do on the roommate contract. Then they proceed to make comments about my weight all the while I am laying in bed wondering how someone could be that stupid and dense and not check to see if I was in bed or not.

   I am always curteous and check to see if my roommate is asleep when I walk in and it is late at night, nope she just busts in turns on the lights assumes I am gone, while I am on my bed flabergasted by her stupidity. I am kinda done right now and pissed. I got 3 hours of sleep last night and I am very tired and too angry to sleep.

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Today’s Gender of the day is: pastel grunge python

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: pastel grunge python

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Baby Anteater

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